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+%%$FreeBSD$
+%
+All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
+happen or it won't.
+
+This is especially true when dealing with women.
+
+Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
+%
+Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
+healthy and wealthy and dead.
+%
+It's always the wrong time of the month.
+%
+Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
+%
+One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
+one dam thing after another.
+%
+Pity the poor egg;
+It only gets laid once in its life.
+%
+Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
+Sunday pray for crop failure.
+%
+When you're up to your nose in shit,
+be sure to keep your mouth shut.
+%
+You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
+%